Brief history on nobel prize and its winners:|
Alfred Nobel left a legacy promoting peace and achievement, yet he
made his fortune from a weapon of war. ...
The following exchanges are all taken from REAL court transcripts
Some of them involve stupid or confused people, or outrageous lawyer
creed : A man is innocent until proven bankrupt.
Association Lawyers Journal
These are questions
actually asked by lawyers to witnesses during trials
and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful
do call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
"Your Honour. "Benjamin
is good :The Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo
can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when...
guide to what a woman
You want = You want :We need = I want...
difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
guide to what a man is really saying...
I'm hungry." = I'm hungry: I'm sleepy." = I'm
sleepy:"I'm tired." = I'm tired...
went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?",
someone asked. "Not too bad", said Futhe. "I still
have my lantern."
differences between men and women
Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He
asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a...
is the difference between a vulture and a lawyer? The vulture
eventually lets go
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
moon, he not only gave his famous...
What's the difference between a lawyer
and a leech? A leech quits sucking your
blood after you die.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over,
she puts her nine...
the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is an ugly, scum
sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Stupidity South Carolina ..,
A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine
on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was
Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tennesse, had a serious telephone
problem. But unlike most people she did something...
How I Got
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so...
Beware of the
"We will not have him put down. Lucky is basically a damn good
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association
for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his
In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men were drinking beer
and discharging firearms from the rear deck of the home owned by
True news by Chris Woolston, "The Billings (MT) Gazette",
as reprinted in "The Missoulian", August 22, 1995 Don Senn
usually loves a good...
are safe from the threat of automation taking over their
professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
Lawers typically aren't funny - unless by accident. Case in point:
The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court
records nationwide. They were compiled by a client of the Salt Lake
City law firm..
Honor, in the first place, as they say, I am going to say it. I was
going to say what you said and the reason I am going to say it, is
not because you just said it. If you had not said it, I was going to
say it first." --A lawyer speaking to a judge
Lawyer Jokes (How
was copper wire invented?}
Two lawyers found a penny.
Question & Answer Form Jokes
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is
The housewife replies: "Four!"
The accountant says...
countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats
the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? Clothes